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Jasio przynosi do domu torbę pełną jabłek. Mama pyta go:
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Zapłakany Jasiu przychodzi do domu. Matka pyta co się stało, a Jasiu na to:
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Jasio wszedł do ciemni fotograficznej i zaczyna wrzeszczeć.
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Na lekcji religii:
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Wszystkie dzieci podnoszą ręce do góry. Tylko Jaś siedzi bez ruchu.
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Dzieci podchodzą do hrabiego spacerującego po parku i wskazując na zamek, pytają:
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Krasnoludki idą przez las. W pewnej chwili widzą, jak wilk napada na Czerwonego Kapturka.
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Troche o teściowych

Odbywa się rozprawa w sadzie. Facet jest oskarżony o zamordowanie teściowej. Sędzia pyta, co oskarżony ma na obronę.
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Jakiś facet biegnie za jakąś babą i wali ją dechą po głowie. Inny gość, który to widział mówi do niego:
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Dlaczego mój wujek żył aż 100 lat?
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Teściowa przyjeżdża w odwiedziny do zięcia i córki. Drzwi otwiera zięć:
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W sądzie:
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Mąż mówi do żony:
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Dwaj koledzy piją w restauracji piwo. W pewnej chwili jeden z nich stwierdza:
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Fąfara mówi do przyjaciela:
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Franek mówi do kolegi:
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